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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU LIQUIDATE EXCHANGE!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOUR CRYPTO MINING RIG MINES YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T MAKE CRYPTO PORTFOLIO, CRYPTO PORTFOLIO MAKE YOU!                    IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, INVESTOR BUY DOGECOIN AT ATH, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOGECOIN BUY YOU AT ATH!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHIBA INU YOLOS ITS RETIREMENT ON YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T BEAT MARKET MANIPULATION, MARKET MANIPULATES AND BEATS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SMART CONTRACT EXECUTES YOUR COMMAND!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON’T HOLD BOBO, BOBO HOLD YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WHITEPAPER READ YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BITCOIN SAY YOU ARE SLOW!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T HIDE YOUR CRYPTO WALLET FROM YOUR WIFE, YOUR WIFE HIDES YOUR CRYPTO WALLET FROM YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DIDNT SELL DOGECOIN FOR $0.01, DOGECOIN SOLD YOU FOR $0.01!                    IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, BULL MARKET CHARGES FORWARD, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BULL RUNS FROM BEAR!                    IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, YOU HUNT FOR ICO, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ICO HUNT YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T BREAK EVEN, IVAN BREAKS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALTCOIN PUMP YOUTUBE INFLUENCERS!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SATOSHI CLAIM TO BE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T HODL SHIBA INU, SHIBA INU HODL YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MARKET CONSIDERS YOUR VOLATILITY!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AIRDROP RECIEVE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON’T SPECULATE ON CRYPTO, CRYPTO SPECULATE ON YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MARKET CRASH SURVIVES YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RIPPLE MAKE WAVE ON YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BRETT BUYS YOU ON BASE!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SAFEMOON IS NOT SAFE!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON’T PREDICT THE MARKET, THE MARKET PREDICT YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T REGRET NOT BUYING MORE CHAINLINK, CHAINLINK REGRETS NOT BUYING MORE OF YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SOLANA GAMBLE YOUR TOKEN!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LEDGER RECORD YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MEME COIN OWN SOME OF YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXCHANGE KYC ITSELF FOR YOU!                    IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, YOU BUY AND HODL BOBO THE BEAR TO FEED YOUR FAMILY, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOBO THE BEAR BUY AND HODL YOU TO FEED ITS FAMILY!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T DUMP ALTCOIN BEFORE BEAR MARKET, BEAR TAKES YOUR ALTCOIN AND DUMP YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T FEEL FOMO, FOMO FEELS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T BUY LOW SELL HIGH, LOW BUYS AND SELLS YOU HIGH!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR PORTFOLIO SHRINK, YOUR PORTFOLIO WATCH YOU SHRINK!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GAS FEE WAIT FOR YOU TO GO DOWN!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ICO DUMP YOU ON LAUNCH!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LIQUIDITY POOL PROVIDE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T FEAR THE WHALE, THE WHALE FEARS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALTCOIN TRADE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T ESCAPE BEAR MARKET, BEAR MARKET ESCAPE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PUMP AND DUMP GOES BROKE BECAUSE OF YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T LEARN FROM CRYPTO TUTORIALS, CRYPTO TUTORIALS LEARN FROM YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CRYPTO THINKS ALL OF YOU IS A PUMP AND DUMP SCAM!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T CREATE YOUR NFTS, YOUR NFTS CREATE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T AVOID CRYPTO TAXES, TAXES ON CRYPTO AVOID YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU INVESTIGATE THE GOVERNMENT FOR TAX FRAUD!                    IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, YOU FIND SATOSHI NAKAMOTO, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SATOSHI NAKAMOTO FIND YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VLAD FOMOS ON YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STOP LOSS TRIGGERS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T CHASE BULL RUN, BULL RUN AND CHASE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T WAIT FOR BULL TO RUN, BULL WAITS FOR YOU TO RUN!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T SURVIVE VOLATILITY, VOLATILITY SURVIVES YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE MOON GOES TO YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T PUMP AND DUMP, PUMP AND DUMP PUMPS AND DUMPS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ETHEREUM FEES PAY YOUR BILLS!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU STEAL FROM FTX!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FIBONACCI ADJUSTS TO YOUR LEVEL!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CRYPTO BUBBLE POP YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRIVATE KEY LOSE YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BITCOIN INVEST IN YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOYS CLUB READ AND MAKE MEME ABOUT YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CRYPTO INFLUENCERS ARE INFLUENCED BY YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MEME COIN HAPPY TO SEE YOU PUMP!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BLOCK CHAINS YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T RELY ON YOUR BOT, YOUR BOT RELIES ON YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DON'T LAUNCH ICO, ICO LAUNCH YOU!                    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MEME COINS THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE A SCAM!